. . . then neither do I.
Usually when I go to Broadway, I try to catch two shows in a single day. It's just a better investment of time and travel resources. After the Boeing-Boeing matinee, I was supposed to see the 8 p.m. performance of Gypsy. But when I arrived at the theater early to pick up my reserved ticket, there were signs indicating Patti LuPone's understudy would be filling in tonight. Since LuPone is pretty much the only reason I wanted to see this--the show itself and its songs don't do anything for me--I took the refund instead and will try to reschedule. It looked like there was a pile of refunded tickets there at the Will Call window, so the house might have more than its share of empty seats tonight!
I was lucky to catch an express 7:04 train back to Connecticut (first stop was Westport--woohoo!) and get home before 9 p.m.
